I wonder how many of my current interests I’ll regret in 2 years
yes mom. okay mom I’m shutting it down. its saving. no mom its sAVING THE GAME I CANT SHUT IT DOWN NO MOM JUST WAIT FOR IT TO SAVE I AM SHUTTING IT DOWN
Peach has lived most of her life in castles filled with lava
She spent her vacation hot-tubbing it up in an active volcano
She has been kidnapped to space
And the one time she actually got pissed off, she starred in her own game and rescued everyone with the power of emotion.
You think a tiny little laser explosion will break that iron princess demeanor?
Peach will wreck you.
going through the day after marathoning something all night
what the hell, neopets
okay so like
once upon a time there was a caption contest. the caption contest picture was a … a lupe, i think? and a hissi standing under a coconut tree, and the hissi was wearing that shirt. the poor hissi also was getting bonked by a coconut
and i don’t remember if this was a winning caption, or one TNT just found hilarious, but someone submitted a caption containing that line used in the description and TNT lost their shit over it because it was just so… very…
well it was very SOMETHING, im not sure what. either way, that item got made, and for a while there was a tradition of ending neopian times editorials with an angry coconut named mr. coconut saying GOOD NIGHT because of another part of that goddamn caption
this has been your lesson in neopets
"Ahh Mr.sneky i see you are wering your fance top" "You are wereing yor’s too mr.coconut" "Speaking of coconut,were did you get the new flying hat of coconut?" "Wat coconut?" "Ohh that coconut near my had WAT a coconut on my had!" "BOOM!" "AHHH MY HEAD" "GOOD NIGHT mr.coconut" (12:30pm)
this post was so funny that i fuckign changed my url