i told this girl she smelled nice today and she’s like
“sorry i’m not gay”
bitch i said you smelled nice not i want to lick your pussy
i went to target and for some fucking reason, they fucking put doritos bags in the same fucking shelves as the 3ds consoles, behind locked windows in the fucking electronic section
THE WORST FEEL IS WANTING A VIDEO GAME THAT YOU DON’T HAVE A CONSOLE FOR
Nintendo DS’s law is the observation that, as soon as you finally decide on and buy a DS, Nintendo will come out with a new and better model that you want more.
Robstar snuggle doodle dump! ovo/
They are going to be the death of me. Someone stop me.
it’s incredible how a video game can have so much personal meaning and importance to you
but then when you talk to another person who played it they’re like ‘yeah it was ok’
there are weeaboos and there are Weeaboos if you call someone a weeaboo and they say “ye” they’re a weeaboo but if you call someone a weeaboo and they say “uh no that word is offensive im an otaku” theyre a Weeaboo u feel me
you know the friendship’s real when there’s a rumour you’re gay for each other
when people complain about gender neutral pronouns i just picture them dancing on a high school cafeteria table screaming to the heavens "NO! (no no no) stick to the stuff we know! it is better by far to keep things as they are don’t mess with flow no no”