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i'm ash and my special skill is being unnaturally short

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Aug 26, 2019
  • unclefather

    cashier: I’m sorry it’s going to be a 5 minute wait for your food

    old people: let me speak to your manager. This never would have happened in my day. And yet you all want the minimum wage raised. I’m going to kill you.

    cashier: I’m sorry it’s going to be a 5 minute wait for your food

    millennials: okay, my apologies. I apologize for the inconvenience. I’m sorry I’m here.

  • chasing-asterion

    me, walking into a store: are you guys busy? i can come back later. please don’t push yourselves on my account. things happen

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